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Keep Calm and ______ (Disneyland Version)

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I had a lot of fun concocting the Disney movie ‘Keep calm and____’ phrases so I thought I should do one for the Disneyland attractions.

Keep calm and beware of Hitchhiking Ghosts! (The Haunted Mansion)

Keep calm and have a very mad tea party. (The Mad Tea Cups)

Keep calm and sail with the happiest crew. (It’s a Small World)

Keep calm and avoid the Yeti. (Matterhorn Bobsleds)

Keep calm and dive, dive, dive. (Finding Nemo Submarines)

Keep calm and remain seated please.

Keep calm and fly off to Neverland. (Peter Pan’s Flight)

Keep calm and begin thy magic spell. (Snow White’s Scary Adventure)

Keep calm and get swallowed by Monstro. (Storybook Boats)

Keep calm and remember ‘I think I can, I think I can, I think I can’. (Casey Jr. Train)

Keep calm and flap your ears up and down, up and down. (Dumbo)

Keep calm and drive better than Toad. (Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride)

Keep calm and go on a daring adventure. (Pinocchio’s Daring Adventure)

Keep calm and ride a horse. (King Arthur’s Carousel)

Keep calm and do not gaze into the eyes of the idol. (Indiana Jones: Temple of the Forbidden Eye)

Keep calm and check out the backside of water. (Jungle Cruise)

Keep calm and visit a stranger’s house. (Tarzan’s Treehouse)

Keep calm and keep your ruddy hands inboard. (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Keep calm and have a zippity doo dah day. (Splash Mountain)

Keep calm and say hip hip hooray for the Piglet and the Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh)

Keep calm and boooaaard! (The Disneyland Limited Railroad)

Keep calm and enjoy the wildest ride in the wilderness! (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad)

Keep calm and go for a spin. (Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin)

Keep calm and fall down, down, down the rabbit hole. (Alice in Wonderland)

Keep calm and sing like the birdies sing. (The Enchanted Tiki Room)

Keep calm and activate your Lightsaber! (The Jedi Training Academy)

Keep calm and enter the world of Tomorrow. (Innoventions)

Keep calm and aim for the Z’s. (Buzz Lightyear’s Astro Blasters)

Keep calm and deliver the rebel spy. (Star Tours: The Adventure Continues!)

Keep calm and go for launch in t-minus ten, nine, eight… (Space Mountain)

Keep calm and get ready for take-off! (Astro Orbiter)


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